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by Jonny Z March 2, 2016
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spender

1. One who uses excessive amounts of currency.
2. Remote computer infiltration specialists who are in the trade for profit. Such a person isn't described as a hacker in respect to the hacker's code of ethics, which states that a one shall not use their knowledge for personal gain. Term derived from Front Mission 3.
1. My wife's such a big spender that she's going to put us in the poor house.
2. I hired a spender to get me working passwords for over a hundred porno websites.
by Eidako May 17, 2003
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Spencer

A type of highly addictive prescription drug used to treat humans with dinosaurs growing from their fingertips. Side effects may include: vomiting, expolsive diarrhea, choking on broccoli, and eating excessive amounts of peanut butter and strawberry yogurt mixed together. Also, you may experience urges to bathe in milk with some cats thrown in for good measure.
"Dude, I got my Spencer yesterday to treat these dinosaurs growing from my fingers, and now I cant seem to stop eating peanut butter and strawberry yogurt."

"My Spencer will kill me one day if I have to keep choking on this broccoli."

"Man, that Spencer keeps me in the bathroom all night, sitting on the toilet."
by amandyso October 18, 2008
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a name typical of a douchebag and/or faggot. A Spencer typically tries to be a player, and epicly fails. With his cute nose, a Spencer will attempt to lure you into his really stereotypical and totally unoriginal trap. Then, he will most likely put his finger in his ass and run away like a scared puppy. Spencers typically don't own a pair of testicles, so unless one is an asshole to you (most Spencers are) try and be nice to them, otherwise they might get your favorite toilet paper roll messy with their tears. Toilet paper is more of a necessity in life than anyone named Spencer.
Did that guy just dump her just because he doesn't see her 24/7? What a Spencer.

That Spencer just took it in his ass!

Dude, don't be a Spencer. Mix up your game a little.
by Nonyodamnbidnazz987654321 October 6, 2012
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“He is such a Spencer
by Gurlsle November 14, 2017
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SPENCER

to be homosexual or like me or to have a very tiny penis
"yo your such a spencer" "YO ILL FUCKING KILL YOU"
by alex hammer December 24, 2007
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All Spencer's are douche bags, if you are a Spencer and not a douche you should start going by your middle name!
by Juble February 5, 2010
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