spazzy bastard

When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife

Big Man:"Who is this lil man?" Lil Man:"You spazzy bastard"

by Matt the preist May 6, 2018

Spacebucks

A generic term for any virtual currency required to purchase online content through a videogame console, often designed with intentionally confusing exchange rates from the local currency.

The term originates from the 1980's cult-classic Spaceballs. First public use of this definition was by Crispin Boyer on Episode 83 of gaming vodcast, The 1up Show.

"Yea, Pacman CE is a little pricey at 800 Spacebucks, I could rent Black Snake Moan in HD for half that."

by Marcus M. July 14, 2007

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.

Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!

by rrsquare August 3, 2012

Spagen wagon

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.

Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.

by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017

spark mandrill syndrome

A term used for video game bosses with incredibly easy exploits or weaknesses. Comes from a boss in MegaMan X named Spark Mandrill whose weakness, Ice Shotgun, freezes him and prevents him from attacking while also dealing heavy damage to him.

This guy suffers from a serious case of Spark Mandrill Syndrome.

by Steve. Just Steve. January 29, 2018

spare cycles

Phrase used by sadistic managers (particularly in IT) to describe any moment of spare time their employee(s) might have.

The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.

Boss: "Hey, Bob has some spare cycles, he can do these 29 extra tasks."

Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>

by Sam Scarma March 2, 2007

Spaffers

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021