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ignorant ass cock sucker

A stupid individual who foolishly commits an act of transgression towards another, for the sake of instant gratification.
That ignorant ass cock sucker just cut me off to get to his exit. Nevermind the accident that was caused as a result!
by Lourau June 29, 2021
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soccer mom

an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog

she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic
"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"
by thedude July 11, 2004
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Sicker than AIDS

Meaning something is REALLY cool. And by playing with the double meaning of the word "sick" (along with "REALLY cool", the original meaning simply meant "unwell", etc) , emphasises how cool the thing in which is "sick" really is.

Sicker than the disease AIDS apparently.

That's what creates the "REALLY" presence in front of "cool".
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Damian: "You should come check out the 30 pizzas I dumpstered from Little Caesers that I have in my car."

Rakeem: "Holy shit man. That's fuckin' sicker than AIDS bro!"
by From the bowels of Tasmania April 22, 2009
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cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.
I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!
by JHo May 13, 2005
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flag sucker

An opportunistic individual who uses insincere patriotism to advance a personal agenda.
The flag suckers wanted to rename french fries "freedom fries."
by Lalo Monett January 29, 2007
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Smurf Shocker

Jason: "Did you ever see that Smurfs episode with Sleazy smurf?"
Andy: "No."
Kelly: "Yeah, Sleazy smurf gives Smurfette the 'Smurf Shocker'."
Jason: "That's two in the Blue. One in the poo!"
by JasonAndyKelly March 10, 2008
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trump sucker

Someone who feels the constant desire to suck trump's dick, because he is god and can do no wrong.
by flyingpigsarerealbutyouarenot January 14, 2019
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