Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.

Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!

by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007

bar of soap

Something very plain and boring looking.
Usually said when describing a group of the object.

Example, if there's a whole lot of bikes all together and you can't tell the difference you would say:

"I can't tell one another from a bar of soap."

by McGoonster October 5, 2009

creeper snaps

Cocaine that is smooth and the effect sneaks up on you for a smooth, crisp high

Damn, these are creeper snaps. I'm lovin' it, what about you?

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

by Hummus43 August 30, 2011

Dropped the soap

What YOU do NOT want to do in the shower with yo homie (trust me) it basically means when a guy wants to smack that thicc booty of yours!!

"Hey did you hear that they dropped the soap"? "Yeah ayo that's kinda sus".

by StrawberryGlow April 30, 2022

snaps on the petro

To give someone money for gas. Also can be used when lending youre friend money to have sex with a prostitute.

CKASH: Shit all yall niggaz slangin that shit in da hood and aint none of yall got snaps on the petro.

by young jeezy August 1, 2005

SLAPS ALL AROUND

An expression of extreme anger at something so amazingly fucking stupid that everyone involved in any way with it should be slapped.

Katsudo Ryoku: it's weird how taco bell started making fries
Katsudo Ryoku: stranger still that they rock
NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003