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Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss
I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.
by Mr. Park January 20, 2024
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old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
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Snowflaker

A discriminatory term used to insult/categorize a person, with weaker emotional control when compared to others, for their inability to properly control/express their emotions due to easily hurt feelings and/or their ability to trigger an extreme emotional response to an insignificant problem or situation.
"Cindy is such a snowflaker, they threw a tantrum when Bob didn't compliment their hairstyle"
by AGuyTheNone December 22, 2022
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Spinning snowflake snowman

A Christmas animated item that little kids (squeakers) spend over $200 on.
"Yo I got a spinning snowflake snowman for $24783!!!!"
"They cost $100 to $250 normally."
by gemmyguy6 January 1, 2023
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Snowflake

A type of person who is pretty hard to describe, I mean, to get along with.
They are very very violable, sometimes a very slight emotion or some even soft words can hurt their feelings.
They deny admitting that they're mediocrity, and refuse to accept criticism and suggestions.
They want everything to meet their vanity. I mean Marilyn Monroe should be their girlfriend, Bill Gates should pay them 1 million dollars everyday, every person should give them services. Of course all of these should be termless.
Bob: What do you think of Taylor Swift?
John: Oh, she's so perfect, but I think her voice is a little high-pitched.
Bob: Cut the crap you hater, don't you don't you have any drawbacks? You can't be so successful for your whole life!
John: You're so snowflake.
by RealName1951 November 30, 2023
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Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.
"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."
by Ender56 December 6, 2023
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Snowflake

A white bible thumping christian conservative.

White

Usually Protestant such as Missouri Synod Lutheran, Baptist etc.

Can be Mormon.

Can be Catholic if not is anti Catholic.

Homophobic

Extremely Transphobic

Sometimes Extremely Homophobic.

Internal racist.

Rarely but sometimes Can be openly racist.

Supports always DeSantis And usually Trump.

Gets offended by Bud Light.

Opposes BLM movement.

Extremely anti abortion even in cases of rape or incest. Says being transgender is a mental illness and
gets offended when some random stranger changes their gender. Gets offended by two people getting married.

Says there are only two genders.

Shoves their religious beliefs down peoples throats. Gets offended when people say happy holidays. Their whole personality is religion. They force their beliefs onto the government.

Pro Israel.

Anti Palestine.

Considers Muslims terrorists.

Considers Latinos rapists and drug dealers

Islamphobic.

Sometimes Antisemetic.
Hypocritical.

Lets their children dress as Native Americans for Halloween.

Pro Book Banner.

Anti CRT in schools.
John: Wow Jack is such a snowflake, he went berserk when I said happy holidays to him, he got offended by a beer can and kicked his trans daughter out of the house after coming out
by Johnthegamer49 December 6, 2023
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