Snard

A pretentious, douchey asshole. Usually a cis man. The manbaby kind, bonus points for accuracy to the definition if their sense of humour is borderline or downright over the top offensive.

"Just because ___ is a fucking Snard doesn't mean you have to listen to what they say!"

by tictaczigzag November 6, 2017

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.

Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020

Devil's Snare

Vagina, or Pussy; referred to in a manner in which a man is seduced by a woman into making a bad decision, or giving them anything they want in hopes of getting laid.

You got caught by the Devil's Snare, didn't you?

by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018

snarf

someone who sucks farts out of seaguls ...or the act of sucking farts out of seaguls

dirty snarf!!.. why dont you go snarf some more seagul farts

by miss_ali March 11, 2008

Snarf

chewing tobacco, thats about it pretty schweet huh?

God damn I need a snarf.

Can I borrow a snarf from you?

by Tristan McNamara October 19, 2004

snarf

verb; to cough through a pipe while smoking marijuana consequently blasting the pot out into the air in the form of an irretrievable vapor. Usually the result of a first-timer.

Mikey; "Hey Joey, why is Leroy bleeding from the head?"
Joey; "He snarfed my last bowl and I'm broke, so I had to go upside his head"
Leroy; "I think I got the shockalockadingdong" (see shockalockadingdong)

by s.m.w. March 4, 2005