smorger

the person who sets up the Smorgasbord

The Smorger was late in getting the Smorgasbord ready for the guests

by whirledtraveler November 30, 2010

Shortez

Sexy women, group of women who don't have to tease to get what they want.

Check out these shortez walking in.

by Biscuiits January 26, 2011

Smurten

To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!

Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
Both: PADDY OF COURSE!!!!!!

by SirPadsAlot September 24, 2011

Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011

sporter collie

(derogative) A border collie that has been bred for desirable qualities associated with competing in organized dog sports.

I also think that, if this is your first sports dog, that getting a sporter collie from a sport breeder is likely overkill and you may find yourself overdogged very quickly.

by Bok111 November 23, 2013

Sorten

Very short shorts. To the point where people can see your underwear

Gilasary: UGH I hate people who wear shorts so sorten! Bam: Me too! They have way too much hoetality !

by Gilasary Namikaze April 6, 2015

Smartease

A person who is a tease and knows exactly what they're doing because they're smart about it

"Don't mess with Bianca, she'll get you hooked, she's a smartease"

by pythorus September 8, 2016