dirty smidgen

When you press the head of your dick against her asshole and persuade her to take the tip

I finally got her to take the dirty smidgen!

by Socket00 April 8, 2020

smiggedy

A loose woman. Sexually easy. A smut in the plural form.

I waited after the club let out to try and catch me a smiggedy.

by Jamal Jones June 11, 2006

smudgewringer

a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw

old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer

by moistynob July 20, 2009

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011

Sminge Hipple

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple

andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.

by captain kitnipple October 18, 2012

smudgefart

that fart that comes out wet and hot and you think you've filled your pants, but when you check, its just a small patch of wetness leaving just a smudge on your undies.

"sweet, i didnt just crap myself, it was just a smudgefart."

by cammonz April 30, 2014

smudgey

A smudgey is another name for a dirty sanchez which is where you wipe your ass and wipe it under someones nose

Why do you have a smudgey

by Cntnuget May 17, 2016