SmearMaxxing

the act of "smearing" fecal matter across your partner during sexual conduct

me and stacy were smearmaxxing last night, we had to shower after!

by crackpipemaxxing May 25, 2025

SmearMaxxing

The act of "smearing" fecal matter across ones partner usually during sexual intercourse

Stacy and i were smearmaxxing so hard we had to shower after!

by crackpipemaxxing May 26, 2025

smear

a small bear

can i call the small bear the smear?

by Bob B. Bobberton October 16, 2025

SmegRag

A piece of cloth, usually in the form of a rag, that is used to wipe away smegma from an uncircumcised penis. Often used to dislodge smegma before spontaneous sexual intercourse. The original purpose of a suit’s pocket square was to serve as a SmegRag for affluent men.

Seth: “Oh no, I have smegma and that girl wants spontaneous sex!”

Rob: “Don’t worry Seth, you can borrow my SmegRag.”

Seth: “What’s a SmegRag?”

Rob: “A SmegRag is an essential tool for any gentleman prone to smegma. Wipe your smegma away and blow her mind!”

by SethRob December 5, 2025

Smearical

A Miracle caused by the smearing of a substance.

It was a smearical the putty held as long as it did.

by Smearical of life January 11, 2026

puddin smear

The name retards use for creamy juice stains in the panties.

girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."

by osirus mutha July 10, 2010

Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012