A slorpalad is a gay guy who is good at sucking dick and swallowing.
Slorp+a+lad
Can sometimes have an Elvish connotation. Sort of like a gay Gil-galad.
Slorp+a+lad
Can sometimes have an Elvish connotation. Sort of like a gay Gil-galad.
“That Daniel is a real slorpalad, he sure knows his way around a dick.”
He said he was a virgin but he was working my dick like a slorpalad.
That emo gay elf twink cosplayed as Glorfindel but turned out to be a Slorpalad.
He said he was a virgin but he was working my dick like a slorpalad.
That emo gay elf twink cosplayed as Glorfindel but turned out to be a Slorpalad.
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"Dag yo, I just scorpaingasized myself off that hit. Think I'm gonna need to get krunk like jesus to kill the pain."
by xteamrider March 1, 2004
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a man in his early forties who posts Feudal Japanese renditions of Star Wars characters on his facebook page is a sloop fanboy
by melj7505 January 22, 2011
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Also known as a scorpion dive. A scorpion, in its colloquial usage, stands for a faceplant with very high forward momentum, sending one's legs above the head and, in worse cases, ending in a roll forward or (only on soft materials like gravel and loose dirt) sliding forward on one's chin. Causes high neck pain.
A: Hold my beer y'all, see me do a minute-long nose manual on a motorbike!
12 seconds later... *crash* *screech* *ow*
B: Did that redneck just fall from his motorcycle, land a scorpion on gravel and keep sliding for 6 seconds?
12 seconds later... *crash* *screech* *ow*
B: Did that redneck just fall from his motorcycle, land a scorpion on gravel and keep sliding for 6 seconds?
by Egg F1337 September 24, 2016
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that girl in samammish/snoqualmie that enjoys being petty, making fuckgirl musical.lys, and of course- fucking around with guys on snapchat. She likes being known as sloephia- meaning slut hoe, continued with the rest of her name. Her only advantages are having big tits and a pretty face, but don't be fooled, she's a bitch in disguise.
by bitchasshoe69 February 20, 2017
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