The United Holy Church of Santa

A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.

Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*

by Sarah and Morgan December 20, 2008

Slantino

Someone of mixed asian and latin ethnicity

"Fred Armisen and Chino Moreno from the Deftones are two famous slantinos"

"Dude, I just got jumped by a gang of slantinos"
"What the hell are slantinos?"
"You know, half asian half spanish"

by endtransmission June 25, 2009

Santa Rosa High

A legit school, brings in kids from all over for its artquest program. Know as one of the most bitchen and easiest schools in sanoma county. Its pretty hard to find someone who doesnt drink or smoke the ganj. Terrible color combo that all the freshys and preps make their wardrobes out of. Basicly the best school around, not for sports

"Dude, did you know that chick over there smokes weed?"
"Duh dude, this is santa rosa high, even the artquest peeps party hardy."

by Nor cali stoner February 11, 2010

slants

Slants or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slants an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slants an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slants too."

by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

santa baby

santa baby... hurry down the chimney tonight!!!!!!!!!

p2 intro song... hilarious... get on that

santa baby

by brookes June 14, 2008

Santa Monica

Hip artistic enclave, more moneyed than poor now where poverty, commercialism and materialism meet to shock L.A

Funkiest and most urban beach community in America

by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003

Angry Santa

While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect.

I had to shell out an extra $250 at the titty bar last night to get in the x-mas spirit. It was worth it though...I got an angry santa in the back room.

by rizzorainmaker February 26, 2010