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Shredology

Shredology is quite simply the Study of Shredding, or as some people call it, MAD sk8 boarding skill.

Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples
Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.

The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character

Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.

The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert

The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.

IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor
by The Dark schedrrer February 21, 2009
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Shredneck

1. Wakeboarding with a dip in. Shredneck

2. Poppin wheelies on your tractor.

3. Wakeboarding in a trench, getting pulled by a truck.

4. Putting a slider in your grandpas pond on the farm.

5. Holding onto a moped to get speed to hit a kicker on a skateboard.

6. Using plumbers gloves for snowboarding gloves.
by Frank from Clemson February 8, 2010
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Shrewdent

Mother shrew shed a lone tear as her daughter blindly walked off to her first day as a shrewdent at a new school.
by hngryDavy October 5, 2010
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Shrewdie

A Shrewie is a morbidly obese male whos is of White, British, Gingarian race, their life revolves around punting on football and the very occasional online poker session. 85% of his life is spent sleeping, whilst the other 15% is spread amongst eating & gambling. The name shrewide derives from his inability to win a bet or show any kind profit and is therefore seen as been extremely unshrewd, however sarcasm makes him 'shrewdie'.

A Shrewdie can be often seen wearing an oversized yellow, banana like hoodie, complete with pretruding belly and gypo like trainers.
Shrewdie have you done your bollocks in again, how many times have we told you to get a fucking job...?!?!
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shred the gnar

contrary to other people's thoughts, shred the gnar means snowboarding, not fitting surroundings
person a: hey man you wanna shred the gnar?
person b: hell yeah brah i just got a new shred sled.
person a: sick nasty.
by B-HamBlamJam August 23, 2009
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shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys
I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper
by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009
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shreader

Dude: Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude #2: He's a Shreader
Dude: What's that?
Dude #2: You know, someone who shits and reads, a shreader!
by Nick Fox January 6, 2009
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