Shrewdie 

A Shrewie is a morbidly obese male whos is of White, British, Gingarian race, their life revolves around punting on football and the very occasional online poker session. 85% of his life is spent sleeping, whilst the other 15% is spread amongst eating & gambling. The name shrewide derives from his inability to win a bet or show any kind profit and is therefore seen as been extremely unshrewd, however sarcasm makes him 'shrewdie'.

A Shrewdie can be often seen wearing an oversized yellow, banana like hoodie, complete with pretruding belly and gypo like trainers.

Shrewdie have you done your bollocks in again, how many times have we told you to get a fucking job...?!?!

Shrewdie by Mutliz on Carrotbrooke Rd June 2, 2011

shreddies 

underpants (often with a pejorative inference to the effect that the said garment is in well-worn or torn condition).

shreddies by Andy Davidson March 7, 2003

giney shreddies

big wheaty chunks of horribleness falling out of an unclean vagina

i just took chelseas knickers off and a load of giney shreddies fell out, shes a ming queen !

giney shreddies by mr jeffrey March 8, 2011

shrewdew 

very cool person. very funny and very very amazing. just the BEST thing to exist

shrewdew is amazing

shrewdew by anonymous1245869384 July 26, 2021

Shrewdent

An adolescent shrew enrolled in school.

Mother shrew shed a lone tear as her daughter blindly walked off to her first day as a shrewdent at a new school.

Shrewdent by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

Shreddies 

An item of men's underwear that is well past the advised periodical washing threshold.

"Cor mate, get a look at my chocolate shreddies"

"Have you got clean shreddies on?"

"I'm packing some serious shreddies guys"

Shreddies by BigMuffExpress February 4, 2012

Shreddie-Mouth

When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.

Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)

Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"

Shreddie-Mouth by Quagga Quimp October 26, 2010