Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011

Shits n' Gigs

when you do something for fun, there is no purpose for the action you are performing. it is usually something very immature and stupid.

Boy 1: i just took a picture of my poop!
Boy 2: uhm, why?
Boy 1: just for Shits n' Gigs !

by Kvanny March 14, 2011

Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

by L0NN!E October 27, 2008

shitsaurus

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.

Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

acid shits

diarrhea-like shit that occurs just hours after taking lsd.

Dude, I was so tweakin last night, but DAMN, I have some crazy acid shits.

by nexuz37 July 26, 2006

I don't give a shits

An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.

"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."

by Gleen707 April 26, 2019

shitshow joe

a man who likes to drink way more then should be possible for a man his size
likes to drink everynight of the week in the dorms
gets drunk and does not remember the next day
never admits to having a limit

you are such a shitshow joe

by biggieV December 16, 2009