schmick

Nothing, zero, zilch, syn. for bupkis

I went looking for a job, and turned up schmick.

by Henry Fnord June 1, 2004

Shmicko

What you call a teacher that can’t teach for her life

Damn your teacher is a shmicko that’s tuff

by Txtvyvtc February 27, 2019

Shmickledorf

Monetary value. One Shmickledorf is worth 20 US dollars. It’s a common currency in the land of Dorfinshmutz.

Guy 1: How much are you willing to spend?

Guy 2: No more than one shmickledorf.

by Dorfinite May 25, 2020

Shmickum

(Noun) A being of extreme cuteness. Often said in a weirdly funny voice.

‘OMG look at that shmickum!’ (Points at cute cat)

by smalldickmatt August 7, 2022

shmicker

A person who eats balls

Emma is a shmicker

by Duckypoopoo November 4, 2022

Shmickle

A person who is very annoying with a squeaky voice.

Man 1:*Being annoying*
Man 2:"oh my god you're such a shmickle"

by LORD HB July 10, 2023

Shmickle Shmackle

A word used to describe someone adequately unintellegent, or in human terms, dumb as rocks. Say this when some idiot's plan foils like it usually does and you're tired of it.

"That's no use, you shmickle shmackle! You've doomed us all with your stupid ideas."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025