shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

shlongue

A penis, preferably a long erect one

Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

Shlong

When he calls his dick she and he’s packin-shlong

Bro my ducks a shlong

by Wallee February 12, 2020

Shlorp

The act of ingesting something in between a liquid and a solid- like soup, yogurt, etc...

“Tubbo likes shlorping”
“I shlorped the soup”

by theweirdoof February 24, 2021

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

floopy shlong

its a a very limp and sad dick. its also look like a dead eggplant.

i have a pretty sad floopy shlong.

by jizz sock February 19, 2019

Dom with a small shlong

This is a word used to describe someone which you should knowby reading the title. This person is usually known for saying you titties are jiggling and your dad left but its all jokes, or is it? He has lucid dreams about being in bed with his crush names olivia.
#sorrynotsorry dom

Dom with a small shlong-is a defenition for all doms out there

by domsmfkowfgen November 9, 2020