setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.

Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.

by mastertooter March 26, 2021

shattock

A shattock is someone who always tells lies and can always blame things on you

A shattock is stupid

by Harry dead man May 5, 2021

shatteredomori

a user with 3k+ followers on tiktok. :) they’re a really nice person despite their sussy content! they’re really sexy and hot and i wish i could be with them so bad honestly

dave: yo shatteredomori is so hot
olivia: ikr they’re my favorite tiktoker

by mayie is the best June 19, 2021

Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 26, 2022

shattocks

- when you shit your pants to see if you would cum
- an nfl obsessed blonde lad who loves mother’s day

- fingers girls in switch

- loves to make pesto pasta in his flower underpants

- loves to rub their cock and balls on pillows
- wears malaga shirts or hollister

defined as - don’t come in my room i’m gonna do a shattocks

by alright bri January 17, 2023

Shatter

squirting out of your ass

last night he made me shatter so much we had to call the bio hazard clean up squad

by shatterwitch69 September 11, 2023

Operation Settle Down

When you realize that you have not had a steady relationship in ages. Your only encounters with the opposite or same sex is through sloppy weekends. When you have hooked up with more than two individuals within a week or even one night you might want to consider triggering an OSD alert. Operation Settle Down will go into effect and you will try to dedicate your time and attention solely to that one individual.

A. "Dude you triggered an OSD with Sam last weekend but i saw you making out with Jen last night"

B. "Yeah i know i barely lasted one day."

A. " gawd you are a whore, so Operation Settle Down was a fail"

by el capitán asobrab July 27, 2010