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selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.
Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!
by sublimex1 November 16, 2007
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Tori Spelling

To take a fall at a restaurant injuring yourself
"Last night I was at Golden Corral, tripped and took a Tori Spelling face first into the desserts, ended up with a broken nose"
by Load of Barney October 2, 2017
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spelling bee

1. A spelling competition in which the participants have to spell the words orally, and sometimes (especially for the finalists) in front of an audience.

2. A character in Norton Juster's The Phantom Tollbooth, which is a play as well as a book. The main character is a boy named Milo, who leads a boring, predictable life, until a magic tollbooth appears in his room, and he goes to the worlds of Dictionopolis and Digitopolis. The spelling bee is, literally, a spelling bee-- an actual bee who spells words as he speaks them. The Phantom Tollbooth is a fantastic "children's" book, though adults can enjoy it as well, as they will get more of its jokes.
Sidenote that has nothing to do with understanding the definition, but is cool: my name is Rachel, and The Phantom Tollbooth was the play my class did in 5th grade. I was the spelling bee. The only other person I have ever met who even knew there WAS a play, was also named Rachel, also did the play in 5th grade, and was also the spelling bee. We are the same age, so it is possible that we were rehearsing and learning our lines simultaneously, though we didn't meet until we were cabin-mates at camp a few years later.
1. Person running the spelling be: Okay, the next word is "antidisestablishmentarianism."
Poor little 4th grader: Ummmmm..... come again?
(because most 4th graders don't say: WTF? How the hell am I supposed to spell that, I can't even pronounce it!)

2. The spelling bee is the best part in The Phantom Tollbooth, seeing as how the other leads were divided into 3 or 4 parts, including a sex change for Milo.
by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005
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smelling-like-a-moron

When one applys so much cologne or body spray that they are literally intoxicating to the opposite sex and horribly repulsive to the same sex.
Jared just emptied half a bottle of Old Spice body spray onto his clothes/body...he smells-like-a-moron!
by vegee October 5, 2003
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Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.
After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.
by IQjane December 1, 2010
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selling tickets

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.
as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"
by chip chocolate November 12, 2010
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Spelling Bee

The most boring 3-hour competition anyone has ever been to.
by ZDF Looder November 26, 2014
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