“Sharedatbitchlikeapizza, u heard me?”
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Get the Sharedatbitchlikeapizza mug.Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.
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Shartel is the type of friend that would drop everything she's doing to be there for you. She will support, inspire you, cheer you on and motivate you.
by ShantzCas November 22, 2023
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Danny arrived at Gatwick after the flight shanted, because he had consumed a high number of beers and spirits at the airport before departure but also on the plane as well.
by anonymous June 25, 2024
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Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.
Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.
by Stepane sine July 9, 2024
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Not just a fart gone wrong – a biological weapon of mass destruction, forged in the depths of your colon and deployed without warning in a public setting (usually a bus, airplane, or during sex).
A Shartenfurtz is so powerful it transcends languages:
- In English: “shit + fart”
- In German: “Furz = fart”
- In human experience: “trauma”
First documented in a legendary fake Bild newspaper headline:
“Indiamann ploppen Shartenfurtz im Autobus – ‘Der Autobus ist einem STINKERBUS!’”
Not just a fart gone wrong – a biological weapon of mass destruction, forged in the depths of your colon and deployed without warning in a public setting (usually a bus, airplane, or during sex).
A Shartenfurtz is so powerful it transcends languages:
- In English: “shit + fart”
- In German: “Furz = fart”
- In human experience: “trauma”
First documented in a legendary fake Bild newspaper headline:
“Indiamann ploppen Shartenfurtz im Autobus – ‘Der Autobus ist einem STINKERBUS!’”
- “Dude, I sneezed mid-squat and unleashed a full Shartenfurtz. The gym is closed now.”
- “Grandpa thought it was a fart… turns out it was a Shartenfurtz. We had to burn the recliner.”
- “Grandpa thought it was a fart… turns out it was a Shartenfurtz. We had to burn the recliner.”
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