slice that salmon

1. To partake in seducing for sex
2. Slang term for teaching sex
3. New york slang for nasty, dirty sex that you will deffinatly need a shower afterwards

Yeah bro, she soooo slice(d) that salmon
I'll teach you how to slice that salmon
Slice that salmon ( in barry white voice)

by vejohombre April 27, 2011

Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Sexmon

A large dirty sex slave. Often named in IC-RP. Usually wanted by police. Hygiene is at a minimum

You dirty sexmon, leave that gopher alone

by brainfail May 19, 2009

Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

salmonberry

To block someone from your AIM buddy list but deny you've done so.

God, that guy won't stop IMing me. I'm going to salmonberry him.

by mefiberry December 12, 2003

semmont

a liar and cheater. often someone who is a carrier of std's and sleeps with multiple girls in one night. a person can only be called a true semmont after reaching 100 girls/victims. some may call it an accomplishment, others think -just plain trashy.

"oh i heard that that guy was classified as a real semmont-- wow that sucks"

by Kista March 25, 2008

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015