getting fired for stating the facts
(Oct 30, 2009: The UK government's top drugs adviser Prof David Nutt, of England's Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) was sacked (fired) because he stated that cannabis is "less harmful than alcohol or nicotine", after the drug had been upgraded to the more toughly prosecuted Class B from Class C, against scientific evidence.)
(Oct 30, 2009: The UK government's top drugs adviser Prof David Nutt, of England's Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) was sacked (fired) because he stated that cannabis is "less harmful than alcohol or nicotine", after the drug had been upgraded to the more toughly prosecuted Class B from Class C, against scientific evidence.)
by Slangard November 1, 2009
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Get the Dichter Scale mug.This is the definitive scale for female attractiveness formulated by a small sample of 4 guys and 1 girl
1-10 Female attractiveness scale
10-Supermodel, Ridiculously hot
9- Hottest girl in her High School/College
8-Hot enough to brag about/ could 1 day model
7- A hot girlfriend
6- GF material. You would date her
5- Screw-able/ you would sleep with her if there was no commitment
4- Nice face and one significant body part
3- Has 1 Significantly attractive body part
2- Would get head from her without looking at her
1- Either retarded or ridiculous in the worst way
10-Supermodel, Ridiculously hot
9- Hottest girl in her High School/College
8-Hot enough to brag about/ could 1 day model
7- A hot girlfriend
6- GF material. You would date her
5- Screw-able/ you would sleep with her if there was no commitment
4- Nice face and one significant body part
3- Has 1 Significantly attractive body part
2- Would get head from her without looking at her
1- Either retarded or ridiculous in the worst way
by Kaokashin September 19, 2012
Get the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale mug.The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.
Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.
Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.
President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.
Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014
Get the Bernadette-Bernhard scale mug.1-10 scale is used to define someone's attractiveness.
This is how it is:
1- Hideous. Burns your eyes out. You don't even want to look at them. You would never date them, not even if someone payed you 5 million dollars.
2- Still very ugly. Plastic surgery needed.
You wouldn't date them ever.
3- You'd be able to look at them, maybe be friends. They're unattractive
4-Under average, with tons of make-up they could be ok looking.
5- Your friends wouldn't be impressed at all. Doesn't make a good impression on anyone actually. With lots of makeup your friends could agree they're fine.
6- Average-abover average. Cute. Friends would like them, short term relationship.
7- Above average, good looking definitely. Dateable.
8- Hot. Would impress your friends. Long term relationship possible.
9- Very rare. Very hot and makes your friends extremely jealous of you. Keep them.
10- perfect. Absolutely perfect. Keep them. Super rare.
This is how it is:
1- Hideous. Burns your eyes out. You don't even want to look at them. You would never date them, not even if someone payed you 5 million dollars.
2- Still very ugly. Plastic surgery needed.
You wouldn't date them ever.
3- You'd be able to look at them, maybe be friends. They're unattractive
4-Under average, with tons of make-up they could be ok looking.
5- Your friends wouldn't be impressed at all. Doesn't make a good impression on anyone actually. With lots of makeup your friends could agree they're fine.
6- Average-abover average. Cute. Friends would like them, short term relationship.
7- Above average, good looking definitely. Dateable.
8- Hot. Would impress your friends. Long term relationship possible.
9- Very rare. Very hot and makes your friends extremely jealous of you. Keep them.
10- perfect. Absolutely perfect. Keep them. Super rare.
Guy 1: what do you think that girl is rated on a 1-10 scale?
Guy 2: probably a 6. She's cute.
Guy 1: Nah man, I'd say an 8. She's hoooot.
Guy 2: probably a 6. She's cute.
Guy 1: Nah man, I'd say an 8. She's hoooot.
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1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
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