Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.
by alpochinoo October 3, 2011
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by Medicine Show May 23, 2011
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A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.
Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
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Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"
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Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"
by Jay4202 July 15, 2006
Get the peanut butter and crack sandwich mug.The sandwich game is a highly addictive obsession practiced by people everywhere. Once you introduce your friends to the sandwich game, eating sandwiches in the precence of eachother will never be the same again. The official rules are online, but here is a condesed form for easy reading.
1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.
2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.
3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.
4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.
1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.
2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.
3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.
4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.
Joelle: I just made a delicious sandwich! *takes a bite out of it* Oh, shit, I need to go do something over there! *leaves the unprotected sandwich on the table*
Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*
Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.
Tony: Sandwich punch game!
Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*
Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.
Tony: Sandwich punch game!
by The sandwich puncher December 29, 2009
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by dirtykurty September 7, 2010
Get the Making a Sandwich mug.A thug sandwich is slang for a person, pimp, gangster, or scholar (or of similar stature) displaying great fortitude in a circumstance of peril. This can also be used to elicit enthusiasm in regards to a good-ass sandwich.
"Man, did you watch that Pacers-Heat series where Paul George called out the Heat for flopping?" "Yeah, that dude is a for real thug sandwich!"
"Man, did you ever get that jalapeño and bacon-stuffed burger?" "Yeah, now that's what I call a thug sandwich!"
"Man, did you ever get that jalapeño and bacon-stuffed burger?" "Yeah, now that's what I call a thug sandwich!"
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