SandyWackoff

N:

1.When a man would rather use sand to lubricate his penis than have sex with you.

2. To be fat, ugly, lazy and entirely repulsive.

3. When even four legged animals wont come near you.

Damn Matt, how could you have married that SandyWackoff without realizing what a scrunt she was??

by KickassCentralQueen March 11, 2005

Sandy Taco

To have sand (literally or metaphorically) stuck in your nether regions. Remember that time you were at the beach, and your bikini bottom slipped as you fell into the sand, and all those little pieces got stuck in your lady parts? Remember how miserable and bitchy you were? Remember that stupid cow from work, how she complained non-stop about stupid things, and got offended over every little comment? She had "sand in her taco." It was almost as if she had fallen into the sand and was miserable the rest of the day.

She is always so uptight; she has such a sandy taco

by DogFoodWoman October 30, 2010

Sloppy Sandy

A sloppy Sandy is a process that involves sexual and non-sexual events. Steps in order:

1. Man performs anal sex and ejaculates inside woman's rectum.
2. The man sucks his semen out of the woman's butthole.
3. Man sucks jizz out of woman's ass
4. Man snowballs with the butt jizz.
5. Woman spits the semen on to her pussy.
6. Man vomits on her pussy.
7. Man ejaculates on her pussy again.
8. Woman vomits on her own pussy.
9. Man sprinkles rat turds on pussy
10. Make sure the woman is menstrating
11. Man eats out pussy
12. Man makes out with woman with the Sloppy Substance on his face.
13. Man shaves pussy and Sloppy Substance into a glass bowl.
14. Refrigerate
15. Make quesedilla's with Sloppy Sandy Mix.
16. Rinse and repeat

It took me an entire afternoon to perform a Sloppy Sandy on Lauren.

by Shawn Matson June 11, 2006

sandy butthole

1) literally having sand in and on your buttehole,
2) dirty, raunchy, raw anal sand pleasure...
3) while having sex on a beach or playground you get sand in your ass
4) another obscene name to call people, places, and things

1) Timmy went to the beach and got a sandy butthole
2) with a sandy cock he entered her vagina
3) Jordan and his girl were making babies on the beach when to his surprise he got a sandy butthole
4) that little sandy butthole

by sandy buttholes January 6, 2008

Sandy Hook

A sexual act in which a man or woman wets his or her fingers sticks them in sand to get them covered in sand then sticks the fingers in a woman's - vagina providing a sandpaper like effect for the woman.

I was on spring break down in sarasota, got pretty drunk and started having sex on the beach and totally sandy hooked this girl.

by Saucy Philippino March 15, 2009

Sandy Rose

Excrement adhering to the hairs around a badly wiped bottom. See also dangleberries n. or Winnits;

Oh dear, I seem to be suffering from a stubborn case of 'Sandy Rose'.

by Grand Ayatolla Systani May 18, 2006

sandrad

1: to be enticed by charm or attraction into a predetermined course of events often held to be an irresistible power in which the victim is led astray usually by persuasion, predicated upon delusive promises and distorted reality leading to a point where the target is rejected or dismissed as contemptible and unworthy through a sequence of demoralizing vexations of pain and anguish of mind
2: to fall head over heals thinking you will be the one to get through and be the one that Mandra spends the rest of her life with, only to then end up broken and tainted for all other women for the rest of your life.
3: to be in a falsely committed relationship where the male is lead to believe that he is the one for Mandra and that he is the king of her castle, only to find out that he is not the one to ‘tame her shrew’
4: when a male (usually betwixt the ages of 16 and 45) is ready to give up on the entire female gender due as a result from any or all of the above

"oh, look at that guy hanging from a noose - he must have been Sandrad!"

by jakeatmoxie September 15, 2007