mr sanchez

The absolute devil, he is usually a Spanish teacher who is a dick who has a small dick. He probably has already had sex with the girl your sitting next to, and the girl on the other side of the class. He only gives out 50% to people in his class

Person 1: Did you hear about Kate and Mr sanchez?
Person 2: Ya, he fucked her so hard that he had to give her an 50% on the test.

by thatoneguymike October 24, 2017

Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.

I gave the girl I met at San Chez tapas in GR, a Dirty Sanchez and she licked it off.

by Numman March 8, 2019

santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007

Cheesy Sanchez

When a man or woman kisses someone with a mustache who has just eaten Cheetos.

It wasn't until Tina looked in the mirror that she realized Mike had given her a hickie and a Cheesy Sanchez.

by *menace* June 12, 2013

Beef Sanchez

The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.

I went to the spa to get a facial and thy gave me a Beef Sanchez instead.

by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013

Cristina Sanchez

Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.

you: "Cristina, you're ugly!"
cristina sanchez: "Yeah?! well, your mom!"

by Melznasttttyyyyyyy March 27, 2017

Cummy Sanchez

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.

After having oral sex, the man gave the woman a cummy sanchez.

by antology May 31, 2017