Snow Storm

An excuse for people to skip work and rush to the grocery store to buy unwanted items such as bread milk and eggs

Jamie : Wow did you hear about the Snow Storm this weekend!
Jana : Yeah im heading to the grocery store right after work to get bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Hey Jana guess you heard about the Snow Storm this weekend I think I'll crash at your place I can just lay on top of you and fuck you silly all weekend!
Jana : Sounds great I'll get extra bread milk & eggs!
Chad : And I'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Steve : Hey Chad I can't work this weekend cause of the Snow Storm in fact I need to leave right now so I don't miss out on the bread milk & eggs!
Chad : Now Steve im counting on you to be here cause your my weekend bitch I have no one else to cover you you don't want me to have to work all weekend do you? (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Sorry dude but Snow Storms are scarry!
Chad : FINE YOU FUCKING BABY YOUR FIRED!
Steve : Oh but I turned in some vacation time when I heard about the Snow Storm!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU ASSHOLE!
Jana : Bummer Chad I guess you won't be crashing at my place and fucking me silly this weekend!
Steve : Hey Jana care if I crash at your place this weekend I can lay on top of you all weekend & fuck you silly (wink)
Jana : Sure Steve I was going to get extra bread milk & eggs anyway!
Steve : Sweet i'll bring extra cum! (wink)
Chad : YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY PLAN!
Steve : Sorry dude but im taking a Snow Storm vacay in Jana's bed!
Chad : YOU BASTARD YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!
Steve : Oh how I love A Snow Storm! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : BEAT IT JACK OFF!

by SlopNChop January 14, 2019

shit storm

A euphemism qualifying a noun with a greater sense of intensity rather than as plainly stated.

After this past census, there's been an ongoing debate over gerrymandering by elected officials. This underlies the shit storm of controversy over who stands to gain by redrawing the new district lines.

by dumb ironworker January 21, 2007

stormie

a very freaky girl, one who is a freak in the sheets.

"dude dat gurl was a stormie last night"

by vajjjjjj March 15, 2008

Storme

Storme Is An Amazing Creature From A Very Romantic Exotic Land. With Some Serious Style And An Amazin Heart, She Is Easy To Love, But Is Especially Loved By Her Man And She Has Some Deep Intense Love For Him.

"Wow, Who Is That ?"

"My Friend, You Are Beholdin' An African Storme. Beautiful Ain't She?"

by theprocrastinationhero February 3, 2010

dojo storming

Challenging a dojo. I can refer to one or more people who basically like the name suggest storm into a dojo and challenge the people who are there. In the modern age it's becoming more uncommon for these things to happen. Which may be a reason for the sudden prevalence of Mcdojos.

Rick: Did you hear how my boy dojo storming that Mcdojo group Shaolin-Do?

Sam: He won right?

Rick: Of course he won against those bullshit artist.

by nappyheaded December 14, 2006

Reminder Storm

When everyone sitting around you in an office has the same appointment and you hear everyone’s cell phone reminder for that appointment go off at the approximately the same time.

I was walking by finance when a reminder storm hit.

by KrisAtx December 16, 2012

Sandy Storm

When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face and run.

Liz was soo shocked when I pulled a sandy storm on her.

by Frank Zamora July 27, 2006