by guy August 30, 2004
Get the story of the yearmug. Holly was feeling down. Her boyfriend had dumped her. 'Maybe I can make him jealous' she though. She put on a sexy miniskirt, fishnets and a see-through black lace top. She didn't bother with panties or a bra, but she knew everyone could see through the top and the skirt revealed her sexy ass, unobstructed by and underwear. She went out to the nearest pub where a couple of hot teen boys bought her some drinks and told her their names were Aaron and Ryan. They went to her house and the boys ripped off her skirt, tights and top as she tore off their skinny jeans and t-shirts. Holly pulled down Aaron's boxers, revealing a huge cock. Ryan yanked down his boxers, showing off his equally big dick (9 inches). They had hot sex with Holly all night. Holly videoed it and put it on Pornhub and then her former boyfriend saw it and got really jealous but then met Aaron and Ryan and they had a great night a couple of days later gangbanging Holly and they all lived happily ever after.
That was her sex story that she told everyone from then on. They all realised she was a slut.
That was her sex story that she told everyone from then on. They all realised she was a slut.
by 🎶🎵 May 28, 2022
Get the Sex storymug. A story that has no point or definitive ending. Originates from Caroline, who often tells stories that lack substance and a plot.
-One time, we went on a family vacation and I really wanted a balcony room, and I told my mom, "I want a balcony room, I want a balcony room!"
-Wow, you just told a Caroline story
-Wow, you just told a Caroline story
by HelloYellow March 3, 2009
Get the Caroline storymug. opposite of flawless victory. The neverending story happens when your taking a crap and it seems no matter how much you wipe, the mudbutt keeps flowin.
by swiper September 1, 2005
Get the neverending storymug. A story that lonely people read and jerk off to on urban dictionary. Observe:
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.
The end (true story)
by That.one.queer November 1, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. Definition 1: True story, has become a phrase of agreement or acknowledgment akin to the phrase 'true that/dat.'
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Definition 2: To express an almost disinterest in what someone has said, by simply affirming they have said it. Common synonyms are: cool, gotcha, uh-huh, true that, etc.
Definition 3: It can be used to try to affirm your own statement.
Example 1:
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
'Obama is doing a pretty good job in the White House so far, don't you think?'
'True story.'
Example 2:
'I just ate an entire pie!'
'True story.'
Example 3:
'I just ate dinner with Britney and she gave me head in the parking lot! True story!'
by Dy.no May 23, 2009
Get the True Storymug. Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.
Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.
by SD Kurtis December 11, 2008
Get the Story Juicemug.