Stasis index

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:

# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)

The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.

"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"

by redfish November 5, 2012

Stastive-Upgressive

The nature or quality of a status update which is passive-aggressive.

Jim: "Based on your sarcastic status about Mafia Wars, I take it you aren't going to accept the invitation I just sent you."

Joe: "Oh, you saw that?"

Jim: "Yeah. Pretty stastive-upgressive."

by LinkToThePast October 6, 2012

Stashfro

Verb - Stashfro(ed) Stashfro(ing)

1. The act of hiding something, often times incriminating evidence, in an autistic black child's hair.

Noun

1. A stash spot in an afro.

OG: "Whenerr I push crack rock on the corner, I like to have my lil retarded nephew Tyrone wit me."

Mark A$$ Busta: "Why dat?"

OG: "In case da 50 drives by, I can stashfro dat shit and he can't snitch me out."

by billebllunt January 19, 2014

stashin

Taking all the free samples

Dad: Hey son help me take all these ketchup packets
Son: Dad why you stashin the store and you forgot the relish

by VWA July 3, 2016

Staske

1. A staske is back pack wich also is a chair. A staske can also be called chack pack.
2. a sex symbol.

1. Yo. That staske is so sick!
2. You look like a staske.

by Dat veirdos December 8, 2016

Stashin pills

When you are given your medication and pretend to take it only to accumulate a stash. Usually referring to drugs that have recreational use.

I love stashin pills so I eventually have enough to get high on.

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

stasz

A polish prostitute that is super mean to everyone.

Jeez man that girl sucked me then punched me in the face, she is such a stasz.

by Gus Drives A Bus March 21, 2017