gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.

by herbicyde October 22, 2008

STAB

To be a stud in a gay relationship that is a bottom.

My significant other is a stab, so i’m the top.

by cuddlesanddisney February 17, 2020

stab posting

Posting selectively controversial comments for short periods of time to see who responds and what their opinion is before too many people see it and your life is ruined.

Stab posting is posting “Bill Cosby is free! I guess drinks are on him” followed by watching the comments for 30 minutes and then deleting the posts

by BKallSmiles July 30, 2021

Stabbing Range

Place where you can safely stab, throw knives, and slice at foam targets, an idea created by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm

Showed up at the grand opening and got the first hits on the new stabbing range. Chizzed up that foam pretty good, I must say. Not a bad day at the range.

by BLOOD CLOT DEMONZ May 30, 2022

the stab

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021