Slap the Pope

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.

1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope

by rfleurent February 16, 2008

Slap Dap

Going from a hand slap to a sideways dap when greeting someone.

"Its slap dap, Hand slap then come back with the fist"

by GreenDewde December 16, 2011

slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

by BWallenstein May 19, 2009

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Slap of the Red Baron

When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.

"I went at it with this bird last night"

"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"

by PoetForSale March 22, 2010

Slap her Palate

To have your dick sucked on. Referring to the dick touching the soft palate inside the mouth.

Check her out over there. I would definitely slap her palate.

by cliftonville May 1, 2010