Dream Shopping

Online shopping for things you cant afford or dream of having.

I was Dream Shopping today on gucci.com..man i wish i could buy all that stuff for real!

by shoes12 July 10, 2011

Shop shy

Descriptive of a sudden and inexplicable aversion to entering a particular shop. This can be caused by any one or combination of the following factors: the apparent attitude of the shop assistants, a shop being far too brightly lit, a shop with hardly anything in it and lots of space, a shop that's entirely white inside which could make you feel a bit scruffy in comparison (especially make-up counters), a shop full of very delicate displays of highly breakable things, shops with mirrors everywhere, quiet shops with too many members of staff standing around who might try to 'help' you...

"When she noticed the stuck-up, hoity-toity looking shop assistants standing around bored, just waiting to instantly judge her then totally ignore her as soon as she entered, she suddenly felt all shop shy and did a complete u-turn in the doorway to the fancy lingerie store. 'I didn't really need any new panties anyway' she thought to herself..."

by Pen Knife October 28, 2008

trophy shop

A trophy shop is a bar/lounge full of potential trophy wives. It is used to decribe a place that is stocked with hot young single girls looking for a reason to not work anymore.

"Man, that bar was loaded." "Yeah, it was a total trophy shop."

by Taylor Kesel February 13, 2005

Bread Shop

When a Nigga named Mathew who creates a store that sells Bread.

Mr_moho: "Yo you see that nigga Mathew's Bread Shop. Like a Sandwich Bread comes first"
Mathew: "Nigga I be selling Bread that she feels it in her toes. I'm a real young baker for the 6ix."🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by IHateBlackPeopleBecauseTheyEat June 04, 2019

brocery shopping

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.

"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

by anditwasamazing July 14, 2015

shop-vac

A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.

"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."

"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"

by Jackee C. June 19, 2008

shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.

"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."

by bigmiketastic88 June 23, 2010