shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shrinkling

When a male's penis shrinks and wrinkles because of exposure to severe cold weather or water.

From the moment I got outside, I felt extreme shrinkling going on. There was no way I was going to take my pants off outside today.

by HotCarlCommish January 17, 2017

shrinktalk

Bullshit

Drab shrinktalk

by boiugoud May 22, 2018

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

instant-shrink

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

elbow shrink

Anyone that is not racially black. Originates from "knee grow" sounding like negro and being the opposite of elbow shrink

This guy is such an elbow shrink, lives in a good neighborhood and never been to jail.

by b1tchpwnslice November 9, 2012

shonkin

the definition of " a shonkin" is an overly welsh person with a stupid welsh name who quite often drives a shit vauxhall nova 1.2 and no doubt lives in a farm and go's to town with a pastel coloured ben sherman shirt!

look at meurig, what a fuckin shonkin twat

by mojo matt evans December 25, 2007