Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006

Slippery Mexican

Sneaking in from the back door and jumping into the front passenger seat of a vehicle, while two or more individuals are fighting for shotty outside the vehicle.

Damn! Stan pulled a Slippery Mexican on us!

by zomgiateabear January 13, 2009

Skipper

1. One who skippers a boat
2. One who doesn't understand sarcasm or literal sayings

Teacher: Talk about how you don't understand sarcasm.

Skipper: Were you being sarcastic or literal?

by Oh Captain! October 16, 2013

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.

Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Slippery Steve

When, while taking a dump, one allows a turd to partially leave the ass, and then pulls it back into and out of their asshole repeatedly. Also called "shit fucking".

Rob: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Steve: "I was giving myself a Slippery Steve."

Rob: "That's.... terrible."

by salvatore iii December 15, 2008

school skipper

someone who very often and continuously skips school.

"Dew is never in class. He's such a school skipper!"

by Dew Divirgilio December 12, 2008

stripper slipper

A clear high heel shoe worn mostly by strippers in a strip club.

I think she was on her way to work at the club because she was wearing a tight skirt and her stripper slippers at the gas station.

by bigdamo94 September 1, 2007