Skinny the Scarecrow

A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.

Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat

Man 2: Dude his coming over run!

Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!

by the awesome amigo June 29, 2010

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scarecrow dance

The super violent running-in-place dance that stunt men do in movies when they are shot by fully automatic weapons and all the squibs taped to their chest are going off.

Check out the sweet scarecrow dance that guy did when Jesse Ventura smoked him with the minigun in Predator.

by snott February 3, 2010

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Scarejob

Also referred to as an "sj"

An SJ may be performed at the end of any job (such as a blowjob or handjob). Just before climax, the giver of the job will suddenly and without warning, screech like a howler monkey, thereby giving the receiver a feargasm.

One may NOT perform a Scarejob and a CJ simultaneously, for obvious reasons...

by BiggBear October 23, 2010

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scareactors

Actors who perform in Halloween-themed events and haunted houses.

Actors dressed as various ghouls, goblins, and chainsaw-wielding madmen ready to jump out at park guests who have come to the event specifically to be scared out of their wits. "Please tell the scareactors to be in their places before the park opens."

by Loonacy September 10, 2011

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