Hot Scale

A scale from 1-10 used to rank the hotness of girls.

Mike: How hot do you think that girl is on a hot scale?
George: Probably a 6.

by chikmanget August 9, 2012

rip-ter scale

A classification of farts reserved for those people who produce such foul odors or cataclysmic explosions that an earthquake is the first comparison to come to the mind of any bystander.

Oh my God. Mark just let out a 8.5 on the rip-ter scale. I could feel the vibration from over here.

by Sporefrog January 5, 2009

Black Jack Scale

An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.

Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt

by Emack44 October 6, 2010

Losing it Scale

Scale:
minor-intense

1. minor tizz
2. complete tizz and to-do
3. strop
4. a visit to strop central
5. F.T. (funny turn)
6. spazattack
7. complete ditherspaz
8. nervy b. (nervous breakdown)
9. complete nervy b.
10. ballisitcisimus

jaz had a complete nervy d. today in blodge when the teacher squirted big blood on her desk!

are you serious a 9 on the Losing it Scale

by Ali Lansing July 15, 2006

bald head scaliwag

a bitch who does not have any hair and wears wigs to cover it up.

bald head scaliwag, aint got no hair in back. gelled up weaved up, that girl looks fucked up.

by Straight trill July 7, 2009

1-10 Scale

The 1-10 scale of attractiveness is a rating system of a person's physical appearance.

1 denoting a horrifically ugly person and a 10 denoting an exceptionally beautiful person.
5 is of course average; most people fall within the ranges of 4, 5 and 6.

If you are lucky you are a 7 or above, if you are unlucky you are a 3 or below.

Used largely in the speed dating scene or by college fraternities/sororities.

"By the way, I'm dating Kathy now."
"What? She's like a "5" at best on the 1-10 scale, bro."
"I know, but I still love her."

by PlannerX September 25, 2016

Scalpoween

When one is attacked and scalped on Halloween! A pun on Halloween.

Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!

by LonePooper December 16, 2019