tit scarf

A high class asshole who always ties his sweater like a scarf even in the summer.

Look at that tit scarf over there in his daddy's country club, i bet its a sausage fest in there.

by Stone&Ed August 11, 2008

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011

scafed

a combination of the word scraped and scuffed. can be useful when describing a mall grabber.

Damn! That kid is most definitely a mall grabber because his pants are extremely scafed!

by nig nog SH February 28, 2010

Barf Scarf

An article of clothing, preferably a scarf, that is used to catch bodily fluids: Such as barf or vomit.

HEY! Pass the barf scarf, i'm gonna yak!! or Why do you have that in your purse? It's my barf scarf for when I puke my brains out.

by haley, megan, jenna January 20, 2009

Scarface

Jeet's left nut, not the right one.

Oh, I just bust a scarface on that bitch.

by Divyang January 19, 2005

Scaffolder

Man who elicits sex from animals, usually badgers, on building sites. (Quite niche)

your dad's a scaffolder

by pasha barbi March 7, 2008

Safford

A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.

"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009