root

A term for a penis, nothing more.

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

root of all evil

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches have collection plates?

Its just a tad presumptuous.

by BadLieutenant August 15, 2004

roody-poo

Roody poo is the result of a censored racial slur on the world's most popular english image board. People now use it in jest instead of the real word.

Due to guidelines, I can't say what it is, but if you find this image board, you will very quickly know what it is, specially on the random board.

OP is a roody-poo candy ass

by An0nySplurg3 November 27, 2011

rosty

a Wairarapan (province of New Zealand's North Island) term for Prostitute. Often used as code talk when talking about sexual liaisons with aforementioned 'working girls' especially when in front of one's girl-friends/female friends.

I feel like rostying(v) it up this weekend

Thai Rosties are often defined as having silky smooth skin

by Porn King December 21, 2007

root oil

The white milky substance that your mom loves to suck out of my root

"got a headache? Come get some of (insert posessive form of username here) root oil.. just pull on this hose a few times then suck it out"

by LikMahBawls September 14, 2009

cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.

She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.

by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008

root

Male sexual organ used to reproduce.

Brett likes to play with his root.

by tommy d717 May 17, 2006