Resident Shitter

n. Some fucker who's always in the bathroom stall no matter when you walk in,sometimes with phone also.

Seems like someone's always in here. Must be the Resident Shitter.

by JoeNJ2 January 3, 2014

Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.

"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.

He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.

by felixh November 23, 2016

Reserection

A priest's boner

I just confessed the details of my affair to the priest but it gave him a reserection.

by marymarystrawberry December 18, 2016

remire

Remire is a beloving person haves nice parents and is cool. Remire is handsome and is a great cousin,brother,son, and boyfriend. Remire is a good at playing sports expectually basketball. Remire will make it big one day.

Remire is cold on the court !
Remire is so handsome. OMG!

by Goldgetter December 27, 2016