The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

real life

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.

1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."

by Trihan April 28, 2004

real deal

That girl you just can't quite let go of. Don't.

Mate, she's the real deal...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

Real Food

1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.

2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.

3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.

Jack went over to Jill's house in order eat some Real Food for her birthday.

by El Culo May 27, 2008

Real People Time (RPT)

Commonly referred to as EST or East Standard Time, RPT (Real People Time) is the authority in time zones. It is the benchmark for Television, Sports and business/financial time references, and is thus the most important time zone in the world.

-- Yo, what time does the Broncos game start tomorrow?
-- 3:00 PM, I think
-- In Real People Time (RPT), please.
-- 5:00 PM then.

by C-Money Meyers August 15, 2011

realer

Something that is more real than the realist thing around. No bullshit no matter what. 100% legit no faking all real. No posing, no lying, none, no fucking bullshit no matter what.

He's realer than your fake ass. He don't give a shit what mother fuckers think, he keeps it real because he's the realist man I'll ever know. He's a real man.

by truuuman April 3, 2010