ninja read 

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

ninja read by woofulz April 1, 2008

fast read 

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

fast read by jakaha January 2, 2009

Dump read 

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

Dump read by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

daniel read 

An escaped dwarf from the region of lord of the rings. Can easily identify him with painting on his feet, legs, toes. Is mostly intoxicated.

Wow is that Daniel Read? Yeah the guy from Lord of the rings.

daniel read by Popenahitsreallycade October 9, 2013

Comic Read 

Is generally for women who are performing a blowjob but due to a disinterest starts to read his underwear (normally comic book related underwear).

I got so bored during the blowjob I started to comic reading his boxers.

Comic Read by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

kayleigh read

A living breathing wax museum...pores are actually makeup foundation. Booty and Boobs are really🎈

I think I want to buy some more makeup.
You mean some Kayleigh Read?

kayleigh read by D_conatser27 May 18, 2016

Sled Read 

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.

Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.

Sled Read by @slvy394 May 21, 2018