Raiders

The ultimate bandwagon team. Most of the time the fans don't know shit about the team, but like to wear their jerseys because it's black.

Raider Fan: Watch out dog! Raiders are going all the way now that they have Moss to pass the ball to Janikowski.

Me: You're a fucking idiot.

by Fuckitall June 30, 2006

tomb raider

decent video game.

by Joe the MOFO October 4, 2003

hell raiser

The one that raises hell.

John eyes rolled back and the ground opened up

fire

John is a hell raiser.

by anonemestic July 8, 2009

railroad tracks

A slang term for the Captain (O-3) rank in the Army and Marines. The term comes from the Captain rank insignia, which is two wide bars connected by two thin cross-bars, resembling railroad tracks crossed by two railroad ties.

Damn, Lieutenant Carter used to be really cool, but ever since he pinned on his railroad tracks, he's just pulling rank and treating all his old buddies like shit.

by Gyreneisms December 18, 2011

The Underground Railroad

A legion of anal driven women using horse cock size strap-ons as means of their sexual intercourse, form a circle of consecutive anal penetration. It is at this point that each member donkey punches the participant in front of them forcing defication. Said feces is then tossed gently and accurately into the center of the circle where a concetric circle of outward facing males who are in fact beating off vigorously, racing each other for their nut. The loser's punishment is to crawl through a tunnel made by the legs of the participants while they each take turns shitting on him. *note that the loser has to crawl slowly and with their back to the floor, and mouth open wide.*

-"Hey, since we have nothing else to do today 20 horse cock strap-ons, wanna take a ride on the secret The Underground Railroad today?"
-"Yeah man, that sounds great, just don't let any weirdos in this time!"

by Charlie Octopus September 20, 2013

Tomb Raider

A game dedicated to TRUE perverts.

Playing Tomb Raider shows the most noble way of peeking female body.

by Peevee May 23, 2006

New Rager

A teen pop icon that burst onto the music scene when he released his first fist-pumping single "Look Out" on iTunes and then catapulted into stardom with his second album "Shy on the Dancefloor"- this kid is a force to be reckoned with. Watch out David Guetta! Although he's never thrown a real rager himself, New Rager promises that when he gets enough money from his music career, he'll have a huge party in his beverly hills mansion (until the police show up of course).

Bro 1: "Hey bro! Stop talking to me! I'm listening to New Rager's "Shy on the Dancefloor!"

Bro 2: "RAGE ON BROSKI!!!"

Bro 1: "I couldn't study for exams. I was up all night listening to New Rager."

by BroseidonBroski January 22, 2011