The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.
Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
by Discharge Dan April 09, 2011
A popular American custom for feasting at family get togethers, wherein a whole pig is roasted for everyone to chow down on along with other pot luck items.
by Jacob Israel May 27, 2009
What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.
Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)
Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)
Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"
"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"
"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)
All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"
"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)
All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 09, 2005
A party featuring an unhealthy amount of males and dwindling population of females...Terrible
The outdoor version of a sausage fest
The outdoor version of a sausage fest
Tommy - Hey let's go over to that huge keggerthat Tanner is having I heard there is so many vaginamite girls there. Plus it's outside so we can go swimming.
Johnny - HELL NO! Never again the last party he had I had horrendous nightmares it was such a major wiener roast.
Johnny - HELL NO! Never again the last party he had I had horrendous nightmares it was such a major wiener roast.
by G69 May 13, 2005
"dude did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"
"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"
"No, but she let me roast my marshmellows...it was kind of cool"
"I caught crabs from Roasting marshmellows with that Hooker"
by Big Petey May 11, 2009
To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.
'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.
by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009
to be questioned beyond the point of answering, usually by a boyfriend/girlfriend's family members leaving the answerer feeling as if they were hanging over a fire
Kelly: are you bringing your boyfriend to my birthday party?
Maia: yeah
Kelly: dude! aunt candice is gonna be there, he's gonna get roasted!
Maia: i know, i'm gonna laugh
Maia: yeah
Kelly: dude! aunt candice is gonna be there, he's gonna get roasted!
Maia: i know, i'm gonna laugh
by mimipink August 02, 2008