quafe

Vaginal Flatulence, from a largely obese woman, exiting with enough force to rock the ground.

damn, her quafe could rock the richter scale.

by Phaaro May 19, 2008

Quafe

The male equivalent to a woman's queef where a small bubble of air gets caught inside the penis hole and makes a high pitched noise similar to that of a balloon when released.

I was embarassed when I quafed in front of my girlfriend.

by Seyton August 28, 2006

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007

quaff

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

by Andy Power May 16, 2005

quarffle

A small gental animal.

yo i just beat the shit out of my pet quarffle

by Fresh Water March 25, 2003

quarfot

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extra large penis.

That man is gifted with a quarfot.

by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

quafia

a mafia of females all farting from inside their vagina

do you hear that quafia over there? god that stinks

by featherbrain April 24, 2009