Punted

To make a stupid mistake that causes oneself to lose.

Fred was on the verge of victory. He had his opponent down to 1 life but forgot to take his draw step. He sure punted that game of magic.

by spracdracular December 4, 2016

Pugatti

When you take a fast, smooth and clean shit with zero wipes needed (usually after a rather expensive meal).

Based of the Bugatti Veyron

I just took a nice pugatti

by vdux1 December 31, 2016

Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common

Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap

by pippanto April 16, 2013

punt

The official currency of the Republic of Ireland prior to the comming of the Euro. People usually referred to them as pounds as the official name was technically the Irish for 'pound', as a result the official name was more commonly used when speaking Irish.

Tá cúig phunt agam. (I have five punts)

by Waraddict October 29, 2006

pugnacious

A person who likes to fight.

ADJ - Latin - Dir Pugnant.

That Douchebag meat head on the football team is very pugnacious, he has one beer and wants to fight the entire party, it seems that his shirt is off more than its on.

by Brownstains February 23, 2014

ass punt

When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.

I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.

by MB Surfer December 5, 2007