Dick pubes

Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.

ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!

shaddap cianós

sorry, just want to let you know

piss off dick pubes!

by leonard cohen July 9, 2007

nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.

Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."

by pfon January 10, 2011

Methuzela Pubes

A party pilgrim that graced his occasional nights of debauchery by consuming large amounts of natty ice, smoking/breaking weed pipes, jubliantly dancing drunk around till late hours of the night/morning once every other pilgrim/indian called it quits. a man, a myth, a legend of early America!

Methuzela Pubes: thizzin' in the buildin' and DOPER than the dos' eqiuos guy

by Crack Canyon January 19, 2012

nutella pubes

when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"

john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"

by nutella111238291 November 22, 2013

Great Pubes of Odin

Great Pubes of Odin is an exclamation of sheer excitement or surprise

Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.

Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!

by Nipple Tassler September 17, 2016

cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.

1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?

by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016

prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.

guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"

by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016