programistan

Programistan is the place where the IT department has placed files/pages that everyone in the company needs to update or change but that no one in the company can access. It's buried under some alphabet soup programming language/code/bleck that only Mitch in IT can change.

"I need to change some text on the website. Who do I ask about that?" "Aw, man, that isn't happening today. Only Mitch can do that; those files are in Programistan."

by lyceum April 9, 2012

prograsstinate

Smoking marijuana as a means of avoiding responsibility

You have a lot of work tonight? Yeah man, I prograsstinated all weekend.

by jznny June 15, 2012

progyan

Basically what would have should a sloth and an Asian have wild sexy sex in the back seat of mustang and has inherited the sex life of a dead dodo.

Hey bro how was your night?
Bro I did a Progyan last night in the zoo.

by Orberforber May 14, 2018

progameguides.com

progameguides.com is a website that gives tips and codes for people who cannot follow instructions.

Man i love progameguides.com it gives codes for my games.

by TheCatThatCanRead November 18, 2020

program incest

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.

Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.

by bean george May 27, 2021

Progarai

The word "Progarai" means a mutual argument, with both people having validated reasons to start the argument.

I mean you're right, but also i'm right. I guess we're in a bit of a Progarai situation here..

by Han from myspace September 6, 2021

progastronate

The art of cooking or baking, instead of doing what really needs doing.

Example 1: I can't help but progastonate.

Example 2: Mike really should be doing his work rather than progastronating.

Example 1: I can't help but progastronate.

Example 2: Mike really should be doing his work rather than progastronating.

by mikewithhisbike December 1, 2021