Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Strictly Professional

When 3 or more people gather together on the sabbath with purely non sexual intentions.

I went strictly professional on that bitch last Sunday.

It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.

by Dr Bary March 30, 2012

Professional Gamer

Kevin Nam

- Do you know any professional gamers?

- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)

by BodaciousSpaciousEugene July 15, 2016

Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.

Ben Shapiro is well paid professional idiot

by Sha ya January 8, 2020

YouTube Professional

noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.

Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.

by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017

Professionally Obnoxious

This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.

Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.

by Rick-Emperor February 9, 2023