Princess Peach

A fine sweet ass. And a nice rack too.
Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.

Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.

Sorry, but the Princes is fucking in anotehr castle.

by Flame060 February 17, 2005

Flag

Get the Princess Peach mug.

Twilight Princess

The newest installment in the ever popular Legend of Zelda series. Slated to come out sometime in April 2006.

"Twilight Princess will be comming out in two weeks. I hope my Gamecube still works"

by Il Joshity August 27, 2005

Flag

Get the Twilight Princess mug.

princess kiss

a Kiss on the forehead, given by a male to a female

girl:"i want a princess kiss"
boy:"okay" (leans in and kisses her forehead)
girl:"aw thank you i feel like a princess"

by imma G October 13, 2007

Flag

Get the princess kiss mug.

Princess Breaker

A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.

Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?

Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"

by John Jim April 06, 2006

Flag

Get the Princess Breaker mug.