One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

pitcher

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

highest pitch of voice

The highest attainable frequence of a spoken voice.

That dude from that party posessed the highest pitch of voice! Blood came out my nose!

by Ellis August 21, 2004

swamp patch

Female genitals. As said by Brian..Mark and Brian of KLOS radio in Los Angeles

That girl has a fine swamp patch...she shaves it into the shape of a heart.

by phatdave April 22, 2008

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

pitch a loaf

to take a big crap

Man after that McDonalds I need to pitch a loaf

by GP February 3, 2004

petch

only the 'coolest ever!!!'

wow, that is so petch!

by petch September 4, 2008