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mercinary position

An act of violently making love forced face-first against a wall; the man assumes rear entry, and while using a fistful of hair to firmly pull the woman's head back, he uses the other hand to hold a knife to her throat (or to grip around her throat, throttling her, in the case of safer play).
Since I know how much you love the sweet rough sex, tonight I'm going to give it to you in mercinary position.
by Platinum Chef February 22, 2008
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Posiden

That crazy water king guy from ancient greece. Enjoys killing your ships and shit.
That crazy bastard Posiden crushed that ship so hard it blew up.
by Yummy Yogurt January 11, 2012
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Missionary Position

The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.
Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.
by Enzodabossyeahbuddie June 18, 2011
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kerri sex position

when the girl is sitting a wheely chair and the guy is standing and grabbing her legs and thrusting forward to have maximum please.
whenever im in the office and i get horny i go to the girl next door and just use her wheely chair...her name is kerri so its the kerri sex position
by kaydeebb November 16, 2010
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Pole Position

getting the best booth at a club or restaurant or just having the advantage on anything aka the VIP treatment

*comes from car racing, having the most favorable position at the start of a race
*while sitting at a pimp corner booth at a club you got the "pole position"

*a good parking spot
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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Sexual Positions

Stupid pronunciation from sex positions, Sexposition.
read that by your self. Those are more than enough definition Dumb Ass
M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all

W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.
by Quietzzz August 1, 2012
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cowboy sex position

The opposite of cowgirl sex position, essentially a synonym for "reverse cowgirl"
Yo my girl loves to ride cowboy sex position when she's drunk
by Icechop16 February 5, 2017
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