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The Position one will find themselves in (usually behind a couch) when mormon missionaries show up on their doorsteps.
Enzo: Dog, the mormons came to my door the other day and I totally hid behind my couch.
Tim: That was serious Missionary Position right there.
by Enzodabossyeahbuddie June 17, 2011

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